Two guests checking in? We have the PERFECT hotel room for you! Enjoy your stay! And PLEASE don't trash the room. Thaaaaaanks, bellhop.
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Stephen: And here is your room. Welcome to the Regent Hotel.
Adam: Thank you.
Natalie: Thanks.
Adam: Alright, sweetheart, happy anniversary!
Adam: What on earth?!
Natalie: Oh. It's like a hurricane had a seizure in here.
Adam: Uh, excuse me, bellhop?
Stephen: Yes, how may I help- What on earth?! It's like the Rapture happened, but only in this room.
Adam: Yeah.
Stephen: How did you do this? I've been gone for ten seconds!
Adam: What? No, no, no, we didn't do this.
Stephen: Sir, we have our rooms meticulously cleaned.
Adam: How could you possibly think that we... I mean, just look at this wall!
Natalie: Oh.
Stephen: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: In ten seconds?!
Stephen: Samantha, can you come in here?
Natalie: Honey, look! There's four more of these under the bed.
Adam: What?!
Mallory: Sure, I can- What on earth?! It's like someone put IKEA in a blender in here!
Stephen: Did you clean this room?
Mallory: Yes!
Adam: No! There's a chair hanging from the ceiling!
Mallory: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: You don't even know me!
Natalie: Honey, look!
Adam: Ah! I bet these two are to blame.
Children: Come play with us.
Natalie: Oh, they're disappearing!
Adam: What is happening?!
Stephen: You got the place haunted too?! Okay, security, can you come to room 240?
Adam: Why won't you believe me? We did not do this!
Matt: What seems to- what on earth?! It's like... a messy... I'm bad with analogies.
Adam: Okay, sir, I assure you, we found the room like this.
Matt: Come with me, both of you.
Natalie: But there's a dolphin on the balcony!
Matt: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: What?!
Natalie: What?!
Stephen: Thank you.
Stephen: They're gone.
Whitney: Thanks for covering for us. Our parties can get a little out of hand. Come, sisters.