The Interrogation Room Part 1

The Interrogation Room Part 1

Welcome to The Interrogation Room. This is where criminals enter, break down, and confess to all of their awful crimes! Want to know why? Cause THESE COPS ARE CRAZY!


Jeremy: So how do you want to go about doing this? Good cop, bad cop?
Stephen: Hold on, I've got an idea.
Whitney: Yeah?
Stephen: Yeah. Don't worry, I saw it in a movie once.
Jeremy: Hm.
Whitney: Hey, what?

Stephen: Well, well, well. Still not talking, huh? Got a long record, Louis. It must haunt you. A past like yours.
Jeremy: What the heck?
Dalton: Sure. It keeps me up at night.

Dalton: What the heck man? Why did you do that?
Stephen: It doesn't matter! It's in the past! Ha ha ha!
Whitney: No, he's not-
Dalton: Aren't I protected from you guys hurting me?
Stephen: Ah, yes. The past can hurt.
Jeremy: Yep. He's...
Dalton: Are you Rafiki'ing me?
Stephen: The way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it. Ah, you see? So what are you going to do?
Jeremy: Oh no.
Whitney: Don't do it.
Stephen: No, no, no, no! Not the stick! Wait! Ah!

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Stephen: Alright guys, you've got the right to like and subscribe.
Jeremy: Anything you comment can and will be used against you in a court of law. If you do not have an account to subscribe or like or comment with, a bot will create one for you.
Stephen: You have other rights too, I don't know what they are.
Jeremy: A right to... left?

Season 8 Episode 4
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~ Your Favorite New York Restaurant (transcript) ~
~ The Interrogation Room: Part 1 (transcript) ~
~ Online Date Disaster (transcript) ~
~ A Royal Swing and a Miss (transcript) ~
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