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Grandpa's age-old quarter-in-the-ear trick reveals ALL NEW surprises! Find out what here!

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James: Knock knock.
Whitney: Dad, you made it!
James: Barely.
Whitney: Hey.
James: Hey, sweetheart.
Whitney: Here, have a seat. Jake, grandpa's here!

Stephen: Grandpa!
James: Oh hey, sport. Hey. Oh. Now hold on there.
Stephen: What?
James: Oh, there's something in your ear.
Stephen: Is it an earwig?
James: Oh no, it's... oh, looks like a shiny new quarter.
Stephen: Oh my goodness.
Whitney: Wow, lucky you, Jake!

Stephen: Is there anything else in my ear, grandpa?
James: Well, let's see. Um, oh, would you look at that?!
Stephen: No way!
James: Oh, hold on. I think you also left a... a fifty-cent piece in your ear.
Stephen: Cool!

James: Oh wow, and here's a dol- a dollar? Five dollars.
Whitney: Wow, dad. That's pretty generous of his... ear.
James: This isn't my money.
Whitney: What?
James: Oh. Oh! What else is in there?
Stephen: No, grandpa, I'm afraid.
James: A thousand dollars, made out to you?!
Stephen: How?
James: The winning lotto ticket. Jake, your ear's a gold mine!
Whitney: Dad, I think you should stop. We should take him to a doctor or something.
James: Oh, there's something else in there! It's... what is this? It's a Van Gogh painting!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: No more!
James: Blood diamonds!
Whitney: Please! He's just a boy!
James: A treasure chest! And the man who died with it!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: Ah!
Stephen: I'm going to die!
Whitney: Dad, stop!
James: I see the mast of a ship! Bend down!
Whitney: No!

James: Oh, I'm sorry, little buddy, don't cry. It's all right. Jake, look, look. I got your nose!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: Ah!
James: Ah!

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