Michelangelo did graffiti before it was cool! Check out his rebellious ways in this never-before-seen footage of the Sistine Chapel!
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Matt: Who's there? Ninjas? Be gone, ninjas!
Matt: Stop! Michelangelo! I should have known!
Stephen: Padre, please. I was only illustrating my religious devotion.
Matt: Oh, I've seen your religious devotions before, Michelangelo! The church has had to clean up your graffiti many times! Now let's see what you've... done...
Matt: Oh my goodness.
Stephen: Do you like it, padre? I call it The Last Judgement.
Matt: Where's everybody's clothes, Michelangelo?
Stephen: It's humanism, you're not supposed to-
Matt: Do you think a room full of religious worshippers want to hold holy mass in front of a wall where everybody is au naturel?
Stephen: I did not consider this.
Matt: Che fai! You know how long it gonna take to paint over... You painted the ceiling too?!
Stephen: Sì, padre.
Matt: How?! I come in here not two hours ago!
Stephen: I'm sorry, padre.
Matt: Oh, Michelangelo. There are, like, twice as many people up there wearing nothing but a smile. I swear, someday, you going to pay for all the... Oh, Michelangelo! Now you making a three-dimensional sculptures in their birthday suits?!
Stephen: I couldn't help it, monsignore!
Matt: You do all this while I'm-a talking?
Stephen: Hm.
Matt: How does Heaven bestow such gifts on such an irreverent boy?
Stephen: I'm sorry, monsignor, I fix it.
Matt: Ah, no! You've done enough! When the archbishop sees this-
James: Buona sera, my children.
Matt: Your holiness! Ah, listen, I know what this looks like, but...
James: Ah! Who has done this?
Matt: It was him.
Stephen: Forgive me, your holiness.
James: It is a masterpiece. There is nothing to forgive. I only wish you had done more! Oh! You painted the ceiling too!
| Season 8 Episode 7 | ||
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| ~ I'm Listening (transcript) ~ ~ Marshmallow Experiment (transcript) ~ ~ The Dog Whisperer with Farley Archer: Doggy Depression (transcript) ~ ~ Graffiti Artist (transcript) ~ ~ The Sea Snake (transcript) ~ ~ Vision Problems (transcript) ~ | ||